don't get these things
caution!
these socks (they stretch too easily) - get these instead.
a roomba. they’re stupid and miss even the most obvious siting ducks of the carpet dominion
colorful hot chocolate marshmallows. don’t taste right. use the OG
this can opener. just get a real one
any book from amazon ever. libraries exist and so do little independent neighborhood bookshops
any razor except for this one
overpriced collagen for your coffee
this dish soap powder. what was I thinking???
cheap hangers
swindled
a finance planner. you’ll use it for a week
generic wax strips
daffodils from Wholefoods. go to Trader Joe’s for your fleurs
too big for your britches
Sam’s Club branded vitamin water
command wall strips if you plan on hanging something for a long while
a random vintage Loewe dress off of ThredUp only because it’s $1000 off
designer lip oils
bitten by a chipmunk. or squirrel
all natural toilet cleaner. just bleach the damn thing
crayons that aren’t Crayola (my dad used to work there)
candles with metal wicks
Bath & Body Works anything
polyester.
overpriced tee shirts at the thrift store that aren’t really that special
suckered into sending a random woman $150
sick for 3 weeks
metal chairs for your kitchen table. re: slippery
coffee on yourself every day
caught by beach patrol
recycled straws. glass is best
Favorite Daughter cargo pants :(
CVS jewelry (I’m talking to you Rebecca)
a Sweetgreen membership
De Soi’s new mule cans
TKEES
tricked into thinking you can’t
a part time job just for the perks (actually idk..)
wrapped up in what they think
a masterclass subscription if you won’t use it
a masterclass subscription as a gift for someone else
apricot jam
this. it says light brown but means DEEP, DARK CHOCOLATE
the lip gloss iPhone holder case
a trans-vaginal ultrasound just for the heck of it
burned to a crisp
