If I see one more instagram story of a dimly-lit, poorly made espresso martini with a sneaky side of crusty bread and some weird sauce that looks a lot like RAGÚ I might fucking fall over.
UGH I totally missed this but YES you need a good classic. I also recommend a Negroni Sbagliato (Emma D'Arcy meme aside) — a little sweeter and lighter because of the Prosecco!
As someone who is ALSO period-ing right now, I thank you for this level of rage and hate. The espresso beans are fucking unnecessary.
Other thoughts:
— the cheap alcohol pun merch and baby tee was painful
— the rainbow cake shirt is brilliant
— I do like a DM and I do eat all the olives
— alcohol has become a replacement for having a personality or interests (and for some, I imagine feelings) and it’s so sad
— Okay but you do like Negronis right?
Warming up to negronis. I had a balsamic one and it freaked me out. In need of a classic
UGH I totally missed this but YES you need a good classic. I also recommend a Negroni Sbagliato (Emma D'Arcy meme aside) — a little sweeter and lighter because of the Prosecco!
the perfect response doesn’t exi—